Our Lives Are Not Our Own

fivestupidboys:

having a really good joke but executing it poorly

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netlfix:

hash browns will be served at my wedding

assholedisney:

working on cover letters

assholedisney:

working on cover letters

officialnoot:

officialnoot:

it’s not a phase, mom

I CAN’T BELIEVE I DIDN’T SAY “IT’S NOOT A PHASE” GODAMMIT 

officialnoot:

officialnoot:

it’s not a phase, mom

I CAN’T BELIEVE I DIDN’T SAY “IT’S NOOT A PHASE” GODAMMIT 

explosivecake25:

chieguevara:

joyceanfartboner:

Nice!

Nice! Nice!

Nice! Nice! Nice!

explosivecake25:

chieguevara:

joyceanfartboner:

Nice!

Nice! Nice!

Nice! Nice! Nice!

Nicki Minaj: Anaconda

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

dicksplit:

Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to

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Commit to loving yourself completely. It’s the most radical thing you will do in your lifetime.
Andrea Gibson, in Hooligan Magazine (via murmurrs)